| I went to a wedding on the weekend, and a few people asked how it went.... I'm left a little bemused to answer because I keep imagining some sort of bizarre industrial accident happening...
"Awful, the bride tripped and married the wrong person."
"Well, the church fell down, but apart from that..."
I know what they mean when they ask, I just start thinking of what the alternatives to "It went well" might been.
btw, it went well. :) |
You're right, I should stop at once ...
this does good things to the imagination
What gets me is people who ask the same about *funerals*.
"Uh, the corpse failed to sit up and ask what the hell was going on, and his transvestite mistress failed to turn up and hurl abuse at his wife and children. Pretty tame, really.".
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